4 Rules of Survival in Church

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Cover of "The Third Secret: A Novel of Su...

Cover of “The Third Secret” — An intense, fast-paced novel of suspense…

(Adapted, with appreciation, from Steve Berry’s, The Third Secret.)


If you’re going to be a church-goer (and not fail in the process), here are the Four Rules to Staying Alive in a church or denomination:

Rule 1: Never, ever, consider an original thought.

Rule 2:  If, for some reason, an original idea occurs to you, don’t tell anyone.

Rule 3: Absolutely never set such a thought down on paper.

Rule 4:  If you ever go ahead anyway and foolishly write something down, under no circumstances ever sign it.


Best Wishes and Have a Merry Christmas,



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